Friday, April 17, 2009

Rumors Of My Demise Are Greatly Exaggerated!

Well, I've been quite crap at updating lately, and that I haven't posted anything in like 3 weeks. So I thought I'd do a little update-ey-do here with the latest news and information.

This Just In:
Semester is over next Thursday, so that's great, except that there's a lot of crap that I have to do before next Thursday. You know what I say about that? F that S in the A! That's what I say about that. It hasn't been a hard semester, but I'm just so over it I can't even care. And I'm a real freak about grades, I'm pissed when, in the rare occurrence, I don't get a 4.0. But this semester I don't care, I just want to be done. A's are great, but I just don't want to read any more about Asian Geography, I'm done with Law in a Constitutional Democracy, I couldn't care less about Interpersonal Communication, I've had enough of Argumentation and Debate, and I have nothing more to learn about the Communications and Theatre Co-Curriculum! So, just give me my grade and let me know. I know I'm not going to get anything below a B, so I don't care, let's get this crap over with!

In Other News:
Last week we were Burdened by a visit from our friend... (it's funny because her last name is Burden... get it?) So that was fun! And with the semester coming to a close, only a week between Winter and Spring semester, and a feeling of F this S in the A... we've decided to go to Florida. That's right, the semester is over and what am I going to do next? I'm going to Disney World, bitches!

For the Editorial:
Here's the deal educators of America... You need to get it together and decide how to use freaking commas! One teacher tells me that I'm excessive with my comma use, the next tells me I don't use it enough. A third says I use it too much, then that I use it too little, and that it really doesn't matter because it's just a personal writing style. WTF! I personally feel my comma usage is appropriate, so friggin get off it, man! Plus, no changing the rules! New rules I think are stupid: Changes in comma use, some one's dumb idea to change spacing after a period, and anything that people do "stylistically" that breaks the rules. Sidebar: Please learn the following differences: There, Their, They're, You're and Your. Yes, they all sound the same. You go THERE. People like THEIR property. And if they don't know the difference THEY'RE morons. Also, your is something that belongs to you, while you're means you are. So as my friend Scott posted, if you say "I'm going to take a goofy picture, what should I take it of" and you respond "Your nuts" you're going to have a very different picture than if you had said "You're nuts!" If you didn't get any of that... FAIL!

In National News:
Apparently the governor of Texas made some comment about secession... Part of me says "What a bunch of friggin dumbasses", then part of me says "If we had just let the South go, we'd never have ended up with Bush... Either way, Texans, just because you were a country before a state doesn't mean it's a good idea to go back to a country. Plus, read your history, man! Texas wanted in the US, but we were like "Pass" for years, which is the only reason you were a country to be begin with. So WTF ever.

In World News:
I want to go to Europe next year. We'll see how that goes. I hate planes, I hate enclosed places, and it's a long flight to and from London. I think I could make it there since it'd be an overnight trip... but I don't know about the return flight. I say take a boat, but that's 6 extra days and I don't like enclosed places or the thought of drowning, so I'd need a room with a veranda, which is more expensive than flying.

Ok, that's my update. I'll try to post more often. But hey, no promises.